"They asked me to write panegyrick about art_net,
So they could put my words of praise in the middle of their site,
I will send my praise,
As soon as they pay!

I have paid fair and square for all they have done.
They did it - I'm left speechless!
They praised themselves!
Now they would like my praise?
OK, but they should pay!

Therefore, let it be known: all the praises that stand here
Are not ordered, they came from my heart!
Site they did
is their own praise!"